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  • va_il
    02-13 08:57 PM
    Thanks a lot for the information. Since I had sent my renewal application via courier, I never got any pick up slip. I have paid $15 for mailing service. What I am worried is that even if I drive 5 hours to pick up, if they haven't processed my application (its close to 4 weeks now since I have applied), I will run out of options. On the website they claim that they will process in 5 business days. I must have tried close to 5 different phone numbers multiples times for past week or so. I have also emailed and faxed my query multiple times. Same result - No response at all. I just don't get how work is done at the embassy.


    I have no idea about all these complaints. I gave my passport for renewal on last thursday and i picked up new one on friday. Never heard of delays on this issue.





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  • easygoer
    05-14 02:32 PM
    Shujaat,

    Your lawyer is right. You need one single degree evaluation that match your labor requirements for education. Experience not included for education requirements.





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  • Steve Mitchell
    March 23rd, 2004, 03:14 PM
    Actually a 300mm from the stands would yield some great shots. I hope you can make it happen.
    I am trying to score the publisher's courtside tickets for the Heat game. I'll bring a 300 to the game and see if someone says something from the sidelines there.. :-)





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  • Jerrome
    05-28 12:18 PM
    Generally how many days it takes to get the actual RFE in hand.

    I saw status update on May 20th and yet to get the copy in hand.

    Me or my lawyer have not received it yet.

    What are the next steps if we don't get it soon.



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  • MetteBB
    05-11 01:50 PM
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  • jetr
    08-27 01:22 PM
    >> My qn is what if company A cancels my 140?
    3 year H1 extension may be denied.

    >> If I get my 3yr H1 extn approved (before 140 cancellation) will my status be valid?
    Yes.


    ____________________
    Not a legal advise.

    Thanks desi3933.
    My followup qn to this is ..

    If I get my 3yr H1 extn approved (before 140 cancellation) with company B and company A revokes my approved 140, is it possible to transfer my priority date(of the approved 140 ..which is now revoked by company A) to my new 140 filed by company B?

    Thanks





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  • EndlessWait
    06-03 07:31 AM
    Is there any impact on AC-21 guys.... I changed my attorney to Fragomen after using AC-21....

    My labor filed back in 2002 by different attorney and approved in a year.... Now I wonder if there is any impact on my case since I'm using Fragomen as my attorney while AOS is pending....

    as per the article..fragomen didn't file labor or 140 , as it was filed by my employer ...so i hope it should be fine!



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  • paulcao1978
    01-20 10:16 PM
    Here is the post from immigrationpotal stating the final verdict of IV. I think it might be true. Look at the post by NYC8300.
    http://immigrationportal.com/showthread.php?t=235710&page=3&pp=15&highlight=drop
    Any inputs from IV? If IV has dropped the goal without even letting us know about it, I think I am punked.





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  • morchu
    05-31 07:24 PM
    Search for "six-month rule", in "trave.state.gov"
    If you tell me which country passport you hold, I could tell whether you are exempt from this 6-month-rule or not.
    And yes, I mean official requirement for "entry".

    How you think H1B documentation will act as a proof of "permanent residence" intention?

    Thanks for your reply Morchu. I want to have some further clarification here:



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  • mambarg
    09-26 12:41 PM
    If you see data.
    Approvals started happening only in JUNE, JULY, AUG, SEP.

    So all applications till first few weeks of JUNE have got VISA numbers and are getting approved.
    Those who filed after JUNE 15th, need to wait till next week i.e Oct 1, to get VISA assigned.
    But only those current in Oct will get VISA number assigned.

    Also worry is they may take it easy and wait till next May/June to start the RUSH or if they keep the pace, then the july fiasco is acutally a boon to all waiting . Imagine, the GC process time is 3-4 months now instead of years.

    Things have definitely changed for better at USCIS due to fiasco.





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  • Lisap
    08-28 12:18 PM
    Thank you for your help. I will wait until the 1st set clears before stopping payment on the 2nd batch. Congratulations to you by the way. I am sure you have the same weight lifted off your chest as I do!



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  • centaur
    02-23 09:52 AM
    It's not easy to get a J-1 waiver, but with recent changes in the rule, by the time you finish your residency it will be easier. Its easy to get waiver in family practice or psychiatry. Its harder for Internal Medicine/pediatrics/Surgery and fellowships (except Geriatrics)

    1) You can get a J-1 visa, but your husbands 140 has nothing to do with this. However, on the positive side, if by the time you complete your residency and donot have a J-1 waiver job and your husband is still maintaining his H-1B or has a GC, you can stay in the US and look for job, but not work. So it gives you more time to find waiver job.

    From personal experience, it would be better to go home for two years, while your husband stays here and then you come back as GC and start your practice. But thats for later.

    2) You cannot file 485 for your self till waiver is done if you take J-1. If you can wait for a couple of years for the GC (likely soon after retrogression is resolved) and then start residency, then you probably could just start on GC. But its a hard decision, as you dont know if you will get residency after this time or retrogression will resolve soon.

    Its frustrating I understand.

    Good luck

    My husband is working on H-1 B and his I -140 is approved and I am on H-4 visa. I am trying to get in US medical residency and most likely I will get J-1 visa

    I have following questions -

    1) Do I qualify for non-immigrant, J-1 visa considering my husband's I-140 approval? Would his I-140 approval not have my name associated to it ?

    2) Once I accept J-1 visa, would I be able to file I-485 when my husband's PD will be current?

    3) If I decide to quit residency after few months/year to file, would I be able to convert my J-1 visa to H-4 visa again?

    4) After converting H-4 visa would I be able to file I-485 once my husband's date is current?

    5) How difficult or easy is to get J-1 wavier

    Thanks in advance for your replied





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  • ssss
    09-18 10:36 PM
    AFAIK if your Perm is approved then you can do premium processing of I-140 and get H1 extension after 140 is approved
    I have already moved to company B. Have an i-140 approved from company A in 09/2006. Now that my 6 years are over in 5 months, waiting for Fragomen to determine appropriate strategy for extension since new Perm has not been pending for 365 days. Anyone have experience with extending H1 using company A I-140 when with company B?



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  • eb2_mumbai
    10-28 09:33 AM
    I am not 100 % sure on how pre-approved labors are judged but isnt it true that you should be qualifying from the PD of that labor so in your case 2004. This would mean your 2007 MS will not be accepted since that is after the labor. Now your BSc + 1 Yr PGD might work only if you have them in same field. I mean not guranteed but least you have a chance to appeal. But say they are totally different fields then it might not work. Example BCom + 1 Yr Computer Diploma will not cut the ice in this difficult period. If you need better answers you need to put in more details.





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  • gc_bulgaria
    10-12 12:20 PM
    I am planning for my visa in Jan at Mumbai consulate. I do not have any relatives in either mumbai/pune who can submit my documents 3 days before the appointment.

    Has anyone faced this issue? I have sent them an email asking if I can mail the documents to them. Lets see what they reply. Does anyone has experience what to do in situation like this?

    Thanks

    You can mail your's. make sure its registered /fed ex receipt and send them a followup email to check if they received it.



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  • eb2dec2005
    02-22 09:49 PM
    No, i was little skeptical i using AC21.I did not inform USCIS at all.

    Morover, i was hoping my PD would be current shortly.

    Am i in trouble?





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  • uscis_prob
    07-31 06:17 PM
    Hi all,

    I have a problem with my I-140. its has been denied. The I-485 frenzy was going on and the attorney is not responding. After follow up I relaized that I got a rfe to show 5 years exp. I have masters degree and 7 years of experience. my experience letter was missed, which had 5 years experience.

    the uscis people interpreted requirement wrong as our labor requirement says BS+5 years or MS
    They sent rfe for 5 more years despite me having Masters.
    The response which my attorney had given was that he has MS and he does not need 5 years experience more to qualify.
    I was not in the loop during this process. the web site is not updated too. i got denial last week.

    After talking to attorney, he filed motion to reconsider with all the proofs.

    its been 10 days, i have not received any notice of receipt yet.
    how long does it take to get a receipt.

    can i file i-485 now, since my I-140 is applied to reconsider? Is thrre any way out?





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  • digmetalq
    04-15 02:14 AM
    Cathay Pacific I'am sure, because the last time i travelled from SFO to Mumbai and back to SFO, mothers were holding their babies trying to pacify their babies, it was like all the babies were crying in symphony one after another, not a single passenger complaining, better than any other airline, if you have a family of children and elderly, I also got up to strech my legs, not one flight attendant came and asked me to seat at my designated space. you feel like home. That is my experience.





    dkupadhyay
    11-24 11:59 AM
    Thanks for your response.


    The problem is that I don't have any support (other than copy of the receipt notice) for the first I-140. I have approval notice for the second one. But the application date on the second I-140 is more than 6 months later than the application date on I-485. And because of that USCIS thinks that my I-485 is not valid based on the seconf I-140. So they are asking for more proof (specifically the original receipt notice) for the first I-140 which was filed before I-485. The first I-140 was filed by a different attorney and he is not reachable through any means.
    What should I do in this case? Is there anything can be done to convince USCIS? is there anything legal can be done against the previous attorney (who filed the first I-140) to provide the original receipt of the first I-140?





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    06-07 06:22 PM
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